Tuesday, August 31, 2010

Glenn Gamble's Sexual Position

I usually don't put too much stock into facebook applications' astrology predictions or what they say about me based on my birthday, but this is a very accurate description of me in bed. Check it out!

Glenn KingoftheHustle Gamble
Sexual position based on zodiac sign
Glenn Zodiac sign is Aquarius

The God of unexpected sexual twists and turns. Aquarians make much better friends than lovers, but when a typical Aquarian gets some bang-bang, it's more an intellectual experience than an emotional one. Looks aren't important to Aquarians in a relationship, it's the... mind and spirit of a lover that turns Aquarius on. They are very entertaining in bed and are probably the most inventive of all the signs. Mental stimulation is more important to them than physical, which means that pornography gets them hot! Aquarians are impatient and like sex to be fast and satisfying. They are very particular about hygiene and contraception and sleeping around holds little interest for them. FAVE POSITION Mutual masturbation. BEST SEX TOY A Dildo. Whether gay, straight, male or female, Aquarians will have some fun with this. AQUARIUS MALE IN BED He has amazing staying power in the sack. He can keep at it and control himself for as long as it takes for YOU to finish! He's up for anything too. Role playing, S&M, posing nude in the backyard at 5am he's just not into 3somes, swinging or open relationships if YOU are involved. He'll do that for fun, but not with the love of his life. THE BEST WAY TO TURN ON AQUARIUS Lie down as if you are top and tailing and gently tickle and stroke the ankles and the calves. Don't tickle for giggles, but tease. After awhile, do the same with your tongue. Lick up, down and all around. Anywhere above the foot and below the knee is fair game. Lightly nip the ankle of your Aquarian, they may laugh, but it's not laughter from tickles, it's a release of tension that will most definitely lead to some action!

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Checking the Fuck Out These Bitches and Bitch Niggas, and Jounaling My Journey

I know its been almost three months since I've last posted a blog, but I've been busy and going through a lot of things en route to planning the A THOUSAND CHANCES Book Signing Party. Now the woman I was saying I'm gonna marry I ain't gonna marry. When she went crazy on me and cussed me out talking about she don't even wanna see an image of me again I was hurt at first, but then I got over it by focusing more on my party. For some reason she left me on her facebook friends list for reasons I didn't know at first until some photos surfaced of me having a little fun out and about. I won't go into detail, but next thing you know I receive text messages from her talking about how she usually don't apologize to anyone for anything and now she's apologizing for being an evil, self-centered bitch.

If this apology was sincere I'd forgive it, but she ain't apologize because she felt bad about what she did. She apologized because she saw those photos and made assumptions that weren't even true, at least in that particular case.. lol. She was even making facebook statuses saying "I think I was too harsh towards him, in fact I know I was, but it was too much too soon and it looks like I drove him to what he really wanted and he looks happy which makes me happy." Then she adds on another, "I'm a jerk, sometimes." So of course I told her that if she wants to talk to me call me because I don't have time for texting back and forth. I got two jobs, I got a party to plan and I ain't got time for this bullshit. Of course when I told one of our facebook friends that I received a text from a chick who obviously downgraded since she stopped talking to me and now has the shitface (and no, I didn't mention her name, psuedonym, or anything), she went off revealing her identity and she wanted everyone to know that me and her kicked it and that I ain't shit, etc. Whatever.. LOL at least I'm saying this in hindsight. That day I really went off on her like I've never gone off on anyone else PUBLICLY.

Second, I went through a lot of bullshit trying to plan this party. I decided to rent out a venue because I didn't feel like going through all the bullshit of sending proposals to promote my party, etc. because that shit takes time and cost me time. I went to see one venue who was interested in doing my party until the fucker saw that I'm a black man (albeit mixed, nevertheless too black for him) and started asking me corny shit like "did you receive the questionnaire" despite the fact that we agreed via email to meet in person at a set date and time.

Of course our conversation lasted 2 minutes before I was politely shown the door. Whatever.. the next week he sends me an email stating that he's still interested in doing the book signing party. I sent him an email stating that I met with him last week and still looking for him to email me that questionnaire that he was asking me about. Of course, I was saying this facetiously. Sure I could have went to the papers alleging racism, but I'm not like most black people. I do not want to do business with no punk motherfucker who don't wanna do business with me. If he doesn't want to make money because I'm black and want to throw a DJ centered house party, fuck him and his ugly ass mama! Black people need to stop begging motherfuckers who don't wanna make money with us to let us do business with them. Its one thing if you fighting the city because you feel that you were unjustly denied a liquor license, but its another if a funky ass club owner don't want you to give him money for the rental of the room and bring people to his club so they can buy his liquor NOT WHEN THERE'S SEVERAL OTHER VENUES OUT HERE! My fellow black people need to better choose our battles because not every incidence of prejudice and racism is a civil rights issue. Police brutality is a civil rights issue; funky ass nightclub owner saying no is NOT a civil rights issue. Then I was talking to some promoters who didn't want to pay me and wanted to take a percentage of my book sales, and I wasn't even asking for a percentage of the door.

I was going to give up until I found some venues willing to fuck with me. This was at the same time crazy woman was coming at me with her bullshit. She finally deleted me after I sent out a message that there should be consequences for lying on me, talking about I was talking greasy about another mutual friend on my facebook statuses, and said dude came at me wanting to know what was going on. I'm not fucking stupid, I know the real reason why he came at me, and why she said what she said. I won't get into it, but I'm sure the other people who graduated from Lindblom will... Now yall see why I was like "bitch, I ain't got time to be dealing with your crazy ass over this bullshit." My patience for bullshit was at an all-time low. See, I'm not the type to argue for long on no motherfucking web and shit. I'll come to your house, you'll smell my cologne and we'll settle our differences.. if I wanna go that route. This particular situation wasn't even worth it. She know she fucked up and downgraded and let some lesser motherfucker in that pussy. So what! Whoever she was trying to convince me that she was seeing I know that motherfucker wasn't as cold as me, otherwise why even bother to communicate with me after so much time had passed. I sure hope for the best for her chimpanzee looking ass, but I'm not sure how she gonna get the best when I'm the best. I guess the motherfucker will have some of my qualities.

There was another young lady that I was trying to get it crackin' with but she ain't feeling the bullshit that comes with dating a motherfucker like me: women chasing me, controversy on facebook amongst our peers, my arrogance, etc. It don't look like we are even gonna go out, let alone hook up before my book signing party. It doesn't really matter because I ain't got much time for going out anyway when I'm always out in the streets talking to people everyday, although not so much in the past few weeks. I know my party is on an off night and people traditionally work the next morning, but I look at it this way. I'm going to promote to people who ain't working the next morning. You'll see me at the shopping malls, retail stores, nightclubs after the party is over and I'm going to ask you to come to my party. I'm going to ask you for your name, email, phone number and phone carrier so I can remind you that my book signing party will be Sunday, October 3, 2010. In fact, if you want me to send you a text message reminder of my book signing party featuring DJ BVAX and Johnny Fillups, go ahead and send your name, email, phone number and phone carrier to so that I can text you timely updates.

I know I typed out a long blog, but my mentor keeps bugging me about journaling more of my activities and I must admit that it feels better getting this out in the open.